Which pet would go best with each sign?

ARIES: "Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!" 

TAURUS: "­ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food." 

GEMINI: "A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--" 

CANCER: "Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured." 

LEO: "­ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.." 

VIRGO: "Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $3.86, including tax--" 

LIBRA: "Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?" 

SCORPIO: " ­ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?" 

SAGITTARIUS: "­ A horse, of course! Let¹s hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me." 

CAPRICORN:"Do I have to pay for it?" 

AQUARIUS: "A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better." 

PISCES: "Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them..."