How Many of People of Your Zodiac Sign Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

                                 
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? 

TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. 

GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb. 

CANCER:Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with

the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand. 

LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them. 

VIRGO:1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013%. 

LIBRA:Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do? 

SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough. OR, thanks to one of our website visitors: None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark. 

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb? 

CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes. 

AQUARIUS:Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and-- 

PISCES: What light bulb?