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Monday, April 20, 2015

The Weekly Horoscope Week from 20 to 26 Apr 2015



GENERAL TENDENCIES
Everyday Life / Profession:
The Aries emphasis has become a Taurus emphasis. You start this week at a leisurely pace, work in a concentrated way but not especially quickly, and should not allow yourself to get worked up. Mercury and Mars are accomplishing quality work for sustainable success. Jupiter in Leo, in tension with Taurus, stokes the demands and shows that you want to shine with success. You always have the feeling of not having done enough and exert yourself. Venus in Gemini would like to point out that you are not alone and that there is still a life beyond work and toil. On Tuesday and Wednesday, the Moon is also in Gemini. This promotes contacts and seemingly trivial conversations. These contacts are important because people mutually console and encourage each other.
Partnership / Love:
On the weekend, it became clear how important rituals, habits, closeness, and calmness are (Moon in Taurus). Yet, your relationships now also require new stimuli (Venus in Gemini, Moon in Gemini on Tues/Wed) through friends and acquaintances, as well as a variety of activities. Accept the invitations to get out of your cozy corner. You probably do not have to go all that far because the invitation comes from your neighborhood.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Since you very well know what you want, you are now tremendously strong-willed. Mars in Taurus can have the effect of a steamroller - slow, but very effective. It is supported by Pluto in Capricorn. The situation is also similar during this week with Mercury. Then words have the effect of a steamroller - the better arguments assert themselves. The sign of Taurus indicates useful pragmatism. But there is still another topic, which Venus in Gemini already hinted at during the past week: What is the situation with your continued education? Perhaps you are having the feeling that you do not need it because you can actually get quite far with your pragmatism. However, this topic has just started to slip into the back of your mind. It once again emerges with the Gemini Moon, but the Moon is very quick in moving on… Saturn in Sagittarius is what will remind you time and again and stimulate your ambitions in the long run.
Partnership / Love:
The Sun changes to Taurus, which has already been increasingly emphasized by the Moon since the weekend. It is unhurried and leisurely. You need this in order to recuperate and sense where you are at home and where you belong. Yet, this is also checked off quite quickly - which is typical of Aries. Venus in Gemini needs something completely different: contacts, news from the circle of acquaintances, food for thought, making plans, or even dancing…
Everyday Life / Profession:
This week begins with the Taurus Moon. When the Moon arrives in the sign of Gemini, the Sun reaches Taurus and continues to strongly emphasize your sign. On Wednesday, Mercury reaches Mars (in Taurus). Then these two planets have a very good connection with Pluto and are in tension with Jupiter, which gives the duo an enormous penetrating power. On Wednesday, Venus and the Moon promote communication, information, and interpersonal connections. Your word is law! And how! With the Taurus Sun, it is now easier for you to stand up for something with your entire being and present yourself correspondingly. People cannot elude you. They hang on your every word, trust what you say, and feel like they are in good and secure hands with you. This is a week in which you can have a big effect.
Partnership / Love:
You no longer need to ask whether and how you can assert yourself with your partner since you are already doing it. The Taurus emphasis gives you strength and confidence. You suddenly cannot and do not want to hold back anymore but experience standing up for your interests as the most natural thing in the world. Has someone possibly hoped and waited for this situation?
Everyday Life / Profession:
During the Taurus Moon on the weekend, you noticed that you have everything that you need. Or that what you believed that you needed was ultimately not at all that important. Now Venus in Gemini connects with Jupiter and Uranus while Mercury reaches Mars. This gives the current week a completely different dynamic, which you experience in a positive and exciting way. You do not feel alone but sense the support of your friends. You dare to express your wishes (oops, you still had some!) – and these are promptly fulfilled. This is perhaps the opportunity to formulate one more wish as long as the constellations still offer the appropriate setting.
Partnership / Love:
Venus in Gemini indicates a phase of self-love, which is additionally supported by the Gemini Moon on Tuesday and Wednesday. Experiment a bit in front of the mirror and discover new aspects of yourself! Venus in Gemini likes friendly colors and new patterns to express ease and joy in life. If you follow this impulse, you will quite incidentally attract interested glances and socialize in a snazzy way.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The Aries New Moon now feels like a Taurus New Moon. You should see everything in a somewhat calmer way in the future, take the time for planning, and work hand in hand so that you come to a reasonable result – just like you have during the current week. You show how this is done and how things should go in the future. You may not notice that your private life is once again being shortchanged until Thursday. As soon as you notice it, you will take countermeasures but must be careful that you do not exaggerate. It is currently quite difficult for you to keep your private life and other obligations in balance. If you have a bad conscience toward your family, things will become even more complicated. Is it possible for you to simply say how things are? After all, different times will come again in any case.
Partnership / Love:
Venus in Gemini is an invitation to not turn the love relationship into the topic for your life. Retreat when you need time for yourself and explain this to your partner with friendly words. Especially now that Mercury and Mars are connected with Pluto, you can find a sensible reason for everything. Unfortunately, Pluto loves drama and Jupiter apparently wants to play along. The situation is less dramatic than you may think.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The Moon directs your attention to the sign of Taurus, and the Sun is now also changing to it. Hard and thorough work is accomplished in Taurus: Mars, Mercury, and the Sun now become especially effective, driven by Jupiter in Leo and supported by Pluto in Capricorn. As a Leo, you are probably involved with organizing, delegating, and presiding. You do this because you are particularly good at it and it corresponds with your nature, but probably also to make yourself useful and show that people can rely on you. You assume responsibility, together with everything that it involves. Your prestige increases, but nothing is just given to you.
Partnership / Love:
Your partner could now be your best employee – but would that be enough for her? Can there be two bosses in a relationship? It would probably be better to speak about two equal partners. Can you imagine that? If the answer is yes, then you have already won – as a couple! If it is no, it would be better for each of you to have your own area in which you can develop. In that case, you should just meet in your leisure time and enjoy it together - as on Wednesday (hopefully).
Everyday Life / Profession:
You now process and use your experiences by passing your practical knowledge on to others. This allows you to be more useful than before in an entirely different way. You are no longer as close to individual people but tend to see yourself connected with the society as a whole. This is a different way of assuming responsibility - on a bigger scale, so to speak. This is related to your personal maturity. You allow yourself the freedom to decide which path is the right and appropriate one for you. This means that you are experiencing the fruits of Pluto in Capricorn, which has been helping you to gradually develop your individuality since 2008. For the past few months, Lilith in Virgo has also been challenging you to become more courageous and do things that people would not have expected of you. This even seems quite easy for you now.
Partnership / Love:
And you once again have a week in which you can make sure that the circumstances are clear. This time, the planets in Taurus will help you to take the straight and honest path. You still have a few fears of loss, but they no longer paralyze you. Now you can deal with them constructively. Venus in Gemini indicates that you do not cling to anything anymore. Instead, you perceive new situations as an opportunity and a positive change.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Mercury, which now reaches Mars in Taurus, could mean a war of words. The fighting is no longer so much against each other but has a mutual goal that you stubbornly pursue. The New Moon appears to have made this possible: The Sun and Moon have entered into a pact to build a bridge. On Wednesday or Thursday at the latest, you will know what the "bridge" means. Then the Moon will be in the connection-creating sign of Gemini, which is where Venus is already located. This also creates a connection with Uranus and Jupiter, the two impulse-givers with idealistic ideas for a happy future. This is followed by a Cancer Moon, which puts these ideas somewhat into perspective, and then a Leo Moon, which joyfully takes them up again on Sunday.
Partnership / Love:
Venus in Gemini, in tension with Neptune, reveals that you have wanderlust. There is probably nothing that you can do about it! Take a look around, use any opportunity as soon as it arises, and do not forget to take your partner along – or another person with whom you could imagine this little getaway. Venus in Gemini indicates that it does not even have to be your partner. Relationships should not be constricting.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Mars-Mercury in connection with Pluto indicates hard but fair negotiations or conflicts. This could become a week to your liking because things really move forward now. Instead of castles in the air, you are involved with solid thoughts and the corresponding results. This is probably new for you and fills you with joy and gratitude (Wed/Thurs), which in turn has a positive effect on your interpersonal relationships. On Friday, the Cancer Moon and Pluto are in opposition to each other, which looks like melancholy or pessimism. This is a temporary bad mood that may negatively affect something on Saturday. The Leo Moon (Sunday) is necessary for you to get back out of the hole and see the light.
Partnership / Love:
Now your partner must give you the confirmation that you need to feel good and secure. You get a lot of affection, but Venus in Gemini likes to play and may give you a bit of the runaround. Does your partner need just as much confirmation as you and want to provoke you? When was the last time that you gave a compliment? Do not think about things too much - just say: "I like you."
Everyday Life / Profession:
You are now getting increasingly closer to the truth! The Moon wishes for this (in Taurus) and promotes getting things into the open (in Gemini). Mercury reaches Mars (in Taurus). Together with Pluto in Capricorn, there will be some straight talking. In the end, the truth is not as bad as you had feared. With the facts on the table, you can easily plan the next steps. Venus in Gemini confirms that everyone feels relieved and trustingly looks toward to the future again. If you express an uncomfortable truth during this week, you are allowed to feel like a heroine (Jupiter in Leo). But much more important than this subjective feeling is the service that you have provided for the community. As many people as possible should benefit from it.
Partnership / Love:
Your aspiration of happiness is generally somewhat higher than that of fellow human beings. This is sometimes wonderful because you keep the door open for happiness. But sometimes what is normal - and other people would be happy about - is simply not good enough for you. This may have just happened to you again. You probably intend to do things better in the future and find happiness in simplicity - right? See what kind of effect this has and how the planets in Taurus work.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The planets in Taurus are good for you. They give you support and a sense of security. So you should now dare to express your very own personal opinion and cultivate your very own personal style or redefine it (Venus-Uranus-Jupiter). People will get to know a different side of you. Your new self-assurance makes you more open, more accessible, and even more talkative - especially on Tuesday and Wednesday when the Moon is in Gemini. During the subsequent Cancer Moon, you will be needed by someone. You are obviously there when you are needed. However, you do not do this from a sense of obligation but out of love or empathy. The Cancer Moon undermines your hard shell and makes the soft core visible. The Leo Moon arrives on Sunday. You are allowed to show warmth and generosity here – and also receive it.
Partnership / Love:
You are now very capable of enjoyment and should just take a bit more time for love. It may also be that you are already taking the time and that your partner is on the go too much. The planets in Taurus do not seem compatible with Venus in Gemini. But it must somehow be possible to see things through since Venus feels pleasantly stimulated by Jupiter and Uranus starting in the middle of the week.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Mars and Mercury in Taurus work together in a very skillful and effective way. This is very good for handicraft activities and any type of work around the house. If you do not see any work, you can also go hiking or engage in athletic sports so that Mars and Mercury are kept very busy. In the meanwhile, Venus in Gemini indicates completely different interests: communication, sharing of news, and sociability. On Tuesday and Wednesday, the Moon is also in Gemini and promotes these interests so that there should be a cozy and entertaining togetherness after the work is done. You need people with a sense of humor so you can forget the troublesome aspects of life for at least a few hours. On Friday and Saturday, the Cancer Moon and/or a needy being require your attention. Sunday should be reserved for your relationship.
Partnership / Love:
During this week, partners may "suffer" from the customary stories of everyday life. Who is responsible for this? Who did not clean up again? Which jobs could be done together while having a little fun on the side? Relationships need variety as long as Venus is in Gemini. If you never straighten things up together, now would be the opportunity to do so. Hopefully, one of you does not just have nonsense on her mind.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The New Moon now assumes a Taurus character. Energy is focused and applied in a useful way. Because Jupiter is in tension with the planets in Taurus, you want to see results and progress. So you work at full speed and make good progress with others. And when the Moon finally reaches Jupiter on Sunday, you will be pleased about the successes and may even celebrate a bit. Should you not be together with others at your workplace, you would miss this starting on Tuesday. Then you could invite someone over to your place or arrange to meet. But it is also possible that you get unexpected company. Instead of postponing things until tomorrow, you immediately take action.
Partnership / Love:
You are revealing a great deal about yourself now. And your partner? Is she just as open? In some relationships, only one person does all the talking. Is this you ? If so, you could ask a few questions to encourage your partner to talk. Make sure that it is not possible to simply answer these questions with "yes" or "no." Think strategically! It would also be nice if you could laugh together. The planets in Taurus can become a bit too serious in the long run.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Weekly Horoscope from 13 to 19 Apr 2015



GENERAL TENDENCIES
Everyday Life / Profession:
On the weekend, Venus reached the sign of Gemini and shows how valuable the ideas and communicative energy of recent weeks are. By cooperating with others, you have found and shared solutions that are unusual and even ingenious. Venus is challenged by Saturn in Sagittarius to think in a foresighted and independent way instead of being satisfied with cheap theses or pure parroting. Mercury reaches the sign of Taurus and contributes useful and practical thoughts since this involves the implementation of great ideas. A very late Aries New Moon arrives on Saturday. It once again confirms the pioneer mood of recent weeks and would like to carry it into the future. You should use the New Moon on the coming weekend as a moment of reflection. The Taurus emphasis recommends a Sunday walk in the countryside.
Partnership / Love:
Venus in Gemini allows you to look for intellectual topics that let you feel connected with your partner. Is there a special mutual area of knowledge that you could delve into? Mercury and Mars in Taurus touch upon topics related to nature and are interested in outings in the closer surroundings - gladly with a picnic. This could be so appealing that you firmly decide to do it more often (again) in the future.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Your many good ideas now all want to be translated into action. Mars in Taurus tackles them but is not fast enough for you, especially on Friday and Saturday since it can hardly keep up with the wishes of the Aries Moon. The tension between Mars and Jupiter also indicates that you need to step on the gas to do justice to your convictions. So you set an example and formulate a concrete goal during the Aries New Moon on Saturday. You need visible and tangible results to motivate yourself and others because a time in which you must persevere is approaching. But Mars in Taurus is capable of this. You can feel confident in coping with it. Another theme is described by Venus and Saturn: Someone has the feeling of not knowing enough or not having the right training and/or education. If you feel affected by this, be sure to take this topic very seriously.
Partnership / Love:
Venus in Gemini now shows different and new needs. It is no longer enough to have your partner within reach and physically sense her - as nice as this may be. Venus in Gemini wishes for intellectual rapport, exchange, and mutual stimulation in conversations and discussions. Sometimes it helps to increasingly include the circle of friends in private life once again to hear other people's opinions.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The Moon wanders to the "Taurus side" of the zodiac during this week. Although you must continue to be concerned about social problems, you will do this in your own personal way and not allow anyone to interfere. Mercury enters into the sign of Taurus and indicates that your word is law - even if you have some doubt about it during this week. The New Moon on Saturday takes place so narrowly in Aries that you as a Taurus feel directly affected on the personal level. On Sunday at the latest, this will be your New Moon because the Moon will already be in Taurus by then. You sense that you want to tackle something and achieve a goal. A bit of stubbornness (Venus-Saturn) is a part of this and helps you concentrate on the ambitious goal.
Partnership / Love:
How well can you assert yourself with your partner? The Mars-Neptune connection implies a quiet weakness because you do not want to antagonize your partner. After all, there are also indirect paths for reaching the goal…. You will change the strategy on Friday because you still achieve too little with this approach. With the Aries New Moon, you sense enormous willpower and lose your fear of a "bad" reaction from your partner.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Venus in Gemini now is in opposition to Saturn. Was there already this kind of Saturn story last week as the Moon passed by it? Your positive basic attitude is tested once again, and you succeed quite well as long as the Moon is in Aquarius. Then the Moon enters the sign of Pisces and the tension with Saturn (Wednesday), and everything becomes a bit more difficult. What you believe that you need is not necessarily what is really good for you. Thursday could be similar to this. On Friday, the mini crisis has already passed and the Aries New Moon gets you into a better mood with much momentum. Then it is time to make plans and set goals! You are charged with many new thoughts by Sunday and notice that you are simply content for a few hours and do not want anything else.
Partnership / Love:
Venus has arrived in the sign of Gemini and would like to give you a good feeling of being alive. You already sense it, and the Aquarius Moon supports this good feeling. Then a little crisis happens (see above) and doubts arise… Starting on Friday, the doubts are already almost forgotten. You look in the mirror and it responds (unfortunately?) very honestly. At second glance, you see that you are an interesting character. Anything but boring! Your contradictions are enriching.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The Aquarius Moon shows that you can now be relieved. You have weathered the confrontation of the weekend. Now you experience a few really good moments. The next downswing will come on Wednesday, but it will not go as low. Instead, it hovers a bit over things. When things are difficult, you may think: "I know this and do not need it anymore." This is how it is to let go, and this is how it must be if you would like to experience the Aries New Moon as a new opportunity. The New Moon is an indication of mutual successes. Are you the head of a team? Or could this still happen? On the weekend, the Moon then also reaches Taurus, where Mars and Mercury are already located. Everyone could use a bit more peace and quiet – perhaps you would like to retreat to your private life, but this seems to be sheerly impossible.
Partnership / Love:
You have a strenuous relationship situation behind you and now urgently need to think some different thoughts. Mercury changes from the impulsive sign of Aries to the reasonable and realistic Taurus. This is not bad for starters. Venus has just left Taurus and tries to get its bearings in the sign of Gemini. Less closeness and togetherness may sometimes be the solution in the near future.
Everyday Life / Profession:
At the start of the week, the Aquarius Moon will once again bring you into resonance with other people so that your charisma can be felt anew. This is followed by two days in which you are less of a talking point (Wed/Thurs) and must take care of your private matters (Pisces Moon). The Moon will already be in the sign of Aries on Friday. From here, it will reach the Sun on Saturday and become the New Moon. Aries (element of fire) once again intensifies your social effect and helps you to set an ambitious goal. It would hardly be surprising if you are given a leadership role. You enter the public arena and accept the "appointment."
Partnership / Love:
For a few days, the Moon helps you to adapt to your partner's needs or at least listen to her concerns. This could lead to a little private crisis session on Wednesday or Thursday. If at all possible, you should not avoid it. Clarify what needs to be cleared up. Your other interests will get their chance starting on Friday. At that time, it would be nice for you not to have private problems facing you but a partner who supports or at least respects you.
Everyday Life / Profession:
There is someone who now needs your devotion. At the start of the week, you are still quite happy to give it and sense that whatever you do is also good for you. On Wednesday, the questions arise: "Do I really have to do this to myself?" and "How much longer?"… What connects you with this person? Can you simply rid yourself of this affair? The questions will become even more probing on Friday. You need a prospect for the future and an objective. Things cannot go on like this. Then you will find yourself in the pull of the New Moon, which is actually searching for a new path. Perhaps you could have a conversation about the future and a solution right on Monday or Tuesday when the mood and the world are still in order?
Partnership / Love:
You must take your dreams of freedom seriously. Perhaps you have even found an elegant way to enjoy your freedom and maintain your relationship at the same time? You can hope that the approach is actually elegant. How would you describe your relationship? How does your partner feel about your "solution"? She is presumably not aware of it… Once again, this is a week in which you could make sure that the circumstances are clear. The Aries New Moon can lead you very directly to the goal.
Everyday Life / Profession:
Have you survived the war of words in one piece? There must be a reason for you to feel so good – as you do at the beginning of this week. The Aquarius Moon gives you the desire to be a bit different than the others and place more emphasis on your individuality. Uranus in opposition to the sign of Libra (since 2011) appears to show its fruits. You have become more courageous in being yourself. The Aries New Moon on the weekend would like to reinforce this path. But before this occurs, a situation will arise that you may not like as much: Someone needs your help so much that you have to leave and drop everything else. Cinderella sends her regards. But Cinderella was richly rewarded in the end. Perhaps this thought will put you in a reconciliatory mood. But you can also rely on the promising Aries New Moon!
Partnership / Love:
You have untangled the knot. This is why you feel so good now! If your relationship has (once again) withstood a crisis, you should think about confirming this with a concrete step. If you are a young couple, you may decide to get married or move in together. And if you are older? How about taking a trip together? Or engaging in some advanced training together?
Everyday Life / Profession:
Interpersonal relationships are now becoming increasingly important and overshadow the other topics. No matter what you do or who you are dealing with, you will at some point come across human foibles with which you must cope. Mars in Taurus indicates that someone does not want anyone (you?) to get the better of him or her. Were you planning on benefiting at someone's cost? Business partners – hopefully! – always benefit from each other. The same also applies to friends. Giving and taking should remain in equilibrium. Perhaps you can make a list to get a clearer overview? The problem is that your list would look very different from what the other person would come up with. The best approach would be to go through everything and evaluate it point by point with each other. You could even make this suggestion and see what the reaction is.
Partnership / Love:
While Venus shows that you are somewhat loosening the reins, Saturn is against this. At the same time, Saturn in Sagittarius knows how important freedom is! Are you also aware of it? Then this loosening should not be a problem. If it still is despite this, you can see how Mercury and Mars in Taurus are safeguarding. Then you presumably see your partner as your property. The New Moon on the coming Saturday indicates how important this relationship is to you! This does not make things any easier - quite to the contrary.
Everyday Life / Profession:
The phrase of (fiery) zeal was used last week. Now that Mars in Taurus enters into tension with Jupiter, you could even call it being overly eager. Although the New Moon is still in Aries, the Moon will very quickly arrive in Taurus and demand tangible deeds. There is an impression that things cannot move quickly enough for someone. Who is this someone? If it was you, would you even admit it? Do you believe that others would admit it? Interpersonal relationships get a little crack on Wednesday. Things are not running all that smoothly. All of the people involved should give explanations. The truth will be somewhere in the middle because all of the parties tell the story a little differently (Mercury-Neptune).
Partnership / Love:
You presumably got the week off to a good start and once again found a good rapport with your partner. Now the issue will be taking time for each other. You may also suddenly feel inhibited or guilty and need to make up for something (Venus-Saturn). For the future, the Aries New Moon wishes for more joy and spontaneity in everyday life and in relation to entirely normal things. Just like on the coming weekend!
Everyday Life / Profession:
Have you discovered your personal "eclipse topic"? The New Moon of the coming weekend continues to work on this topic and wants to give you the necessary momentum for it. You will experience a situation in which it becomes clear what is involved. This topic is you - in an entirely personal way! You should show more of yourself. Your light should be seen - your contribution as a person, with thoughts and words, and not as a workhorse. On Monday, someone encourages you in taking your very individual path. This emboldens you. But you will learn about how much courage you really require on Wednesday/Thursday. Then you will sense that you are standing in your own way. You can overcome this. You will overcome it!
Partnership / Love:
The Aries New Moon has some plans for you! Where would you wish for more success: in your profession or in love? You can have both! In addition, you notice that the one thing has a positive influence on the other. Set a goal and see what happens on the weekend when the fiery Aries New Moon transforms into a sensual Taurus Moon.
Everyday Life / Profession:
This week starts with the Aquarius Moon and the basic feeling of "nothing is impossible," which is supported by Jupiter in Leo. Mars in Taurus pulls out all of the stops in doing justice to this basic sentiment. Yet, it will always have the feeling of not being agile or sharp enough. You wish that you could perform magic… and perhaps some trick (Mars-Neptune at the start of the week or Moon-Uranus on Friday) will actually help? You do not want to take such a close look at it (Mercury-Neptune at the end of the week). On the weekend, you can celebrate an Aries New Moon that looks hopefully into the future. Whether with or without a trick – the main thing is that it works (pragmatic Moon in Taurus on Sunday).
Partnership / Love:
Your good mood may be related to Venus, which provides cheerfulness in the sign of Gemini (air element), or Jupiter in Leo, which beams with joy in the opposition to Aquarius. Your relationship has taken on a friendly character. You can depend on each other and experience adventures together. At the same time, you have a need for calmness and domesticity. Do you have an idea for bringing the adventure into the living room or bedroom?
Everyday Life / Profession:
This joyful aspects greet you once again at the start of the week (Aquarius Moon), but a change of mood occurs on Wednesday (Pisces Moon, Mercury enters Taurus) and this curbs your enthusiasm. You want to be realistic and not fool yourself. On the other hand, you do not want to stand in the way of a positive development. Perhaps you will simply remain neutral? Where is the problem? Starting on Friday, the Aries Moon will once again cast a spell on everyone (including you) or allow Uranus and Jupiter - which always just speak of the future and visions - to capture the imagination. Perhaps it would actually be enough for everyone to join in this choir and sing the new opportunities into existence? The Aries New Moon would think that this is good because this is how energy is concentrated.
Partnership / Love:
The topic continues to be open and honest communication. Unfortunately, your ideas about it are somewhat exaggerated. You are no longer good at differentiating what is right and important. How open do you believe that you need to be? Do not allow yourself to be put under pressure. You may keep your little secrets to yourself - forever or as long as it feels good to you.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

How to Make a Taurus Fall in Love with You


Those born under the Taurus sign need to be handled with kid gloves.


Step 1: Look good
If you want to attract a Taurus, take pains to look good. When it comes to dating, Tauruses are choosy, and physical attraction is particularly important to them.

Step 2: Wine and dine them
Wine and dine them. Tauruses love the sensual pleasures of good food and drink.

Tip
Taurus women love a good restaurant, while Taurus men appreciate a home-cooked meal.

Step 3: Don’t overspend
Don’t overspend, either on yourself or on them. Tauruses are careful with their money, and expect a potential life partner to be a sensible spender, too.

Step 4: Be circumspect
When it comes to the opposite sex, be circumspect around a Taurus lover; they are extremely possessive, and prone to jealous fits.





Tip
If you cheat on a Taurus, be aware that they will likely never forgive you. They may even seek revenge!

Step 5: Kiss their throat and neck
To turn on a Taurus, kiss their throat and neck, which are Tauruses’ erogenous zones.

Step 6: Be loyal
Be loyal to a Taurus, and they will be devoted to you. You might even inspire them to spend some of their hard-earned cash on a pricey present for you!

Did You Know?
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo da Vinci, and Barbra Streisand are all Tauruses.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

ARIES April 2015.- Big Relationship Changes!




Big Relationship Changes for Aries in April 2015!

How will the Lunar Eclipse in Libra affect Aries this April? Jupiter is turning direct-found out how Aries will benefit. How will the planets support and hinder Aries. Where should Aries direct their energy and what to expect this April.

                 



Thursday, March 19, 2015

An Irreverent Look at Zodiac Signs


The signs of Zodiac begin with Aries and end with Pisces. That is, they start out uptight and end up loose as a goose. They go from unbearably pushy and selfish to absurdly agreeable and generous , and range from fearless sheep to sheepish fish. 

ARIES 
Aries is a sheep, I mean a Ram. Sheepishness is not in Aries' nature (see Pisces). Butting-headedness is. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Those horns inflict pain! Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut in line....stomp, stomp, trample, trample, get ahead, come in first - yep, just get out of the way, okay? Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose". 

TAURUS 
Taurus is a cow, I mean a Bull. Cows give milk, bulls don't give you anything but flaming nostrils and charging-headlong-into-you horns. They take whatever they want, whenever they want it - your food, your favorite chair, your time, your energy, your money, your stuff - it's all theirs. They just graze through life, eating everything in their paths. Selfish good for nothings! Taurus is ruled by Venus - goddess of stuff and money. 

GEMINI 
Gemini is a pair of twins, a schizophrenic whacko. Can't stick to one position for a minute, and they lie. Fickle, flighty and totally nuts. Don't go out with a Gemini unless you want to go insane. He loves me, he loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not. You'll never know the real answer. Gemini is ruled by Mercury - god of mind-tripping. 

CANCER 

Cancer is a crab. That's all there is to it. Bitch, moan, complain, rag, perpetual PMS - man or woman. Once in a while, when the moon is just right, Cancer becomes a raving lunatic. That's the only relief you'll get from their insufferable whining. Nothing is good enough, nobody helps enough, you're not eating enough, blah blah blah. There's just no way to please them. The only solution is to put 'em in a pot and boil em. Cancer is ruled by spooky sister Moon and the wild, merciless tides. 

LEO 
Leo is a beast. Leos strut around like Mister and or Miss perfects - just like your cat. I mean look at your cat - what is it good for? "Feed me, Look at my hair, look at my hair, Don't I look perfect? Pet me, adore me, play with me - now go away" - hiss, scratch. They don't do tricks, they won't do what you say, and they shed. That's about it. Leo is ruled by the Sun - Mr. Shiny himself. 

VIRGO 
Virgo is a virgin. Virgin's are no fun. They're squeaky clean, too pure, and very picky. Nobody and nothing is good enough for a Virgo. They stare at you with those penetrating eyes, making mental notes of all your weaknesses and imperfections. Then they pretend to be your friend and help you, snickering and laughing at you all the while. Don't trust them for a minute! Virgo is ruled by Mercury - god of hyper-analysis. 

LIBRA 
Libra is a pair of scales - way out of balance. They keep trying to get it right, but they never do. They add a little more to this side, a little more to that, until they're so loaded up with stuff that they need to hold a yard sale. But of course they won't, and they always want more. More love, more jewelry, more fun, more money, more beauty, more friends, blah blah blah.. Libra is ruled by Venus - goddess of tons of stuff and goodies. 

SCORPIO 



Scorpio is a nasty, stinging scorpion, a venomous vermin, a sneaky, menacing creature of the dark. NEVER trust a Scorpio. Scorpios don't trust you, and they'll kill you in a heartbeat. If you treat them just right, they might make good pets - properly caged of course. Scorpio crawls about unseen, digging into your private thoughts and dreams and stealing them like a thief in the night. It's scary. Scorpio is ruled by Pluto - god of the atomic bomb. 

SAGITTARIUS 
Sagittarius is a cloddy, tromping, whinnying horse. Stay out of their way...most Sagittarians are the kind of horse with blinders on so they can't see on either side and don't know what they've run into. And they always say exactly the wrong thing, like, "hey - you look so much older and fatter than last time I saw you", or "what's that thing on your face?" It's not honesty, it's just plain cruel. Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the original Mr. Know-it-all. 

CAPRICORN 
Capricorn is a goat. A nasty, Billy goat. The kind that looks old and lecherous. They make their way up the mountain, sure, by any underhanded trick they can conjure! And they have curling horns, just like the devil! Capricorns will use you and abuse you to get what they want. They don't care if they have to eat garbage, or if it takes an eternity to get there. Capricorn is ruled by Saturn - father time, the one with the scythe. 

AQUARIUS 
Aquarius is a wild, space-cadet water-boy (or girl). Aquarians are completely irresponsible. They have one rule - if it feels good, do it. Aquarians make intricate, ingenious plans, then break them without a second thought. They tell you one thing, then let some wild-haired idea take them off to Timbuktu. Don't even try hanging onto an Aquarian, they're wet, slippery, insane people. Aquarius is ruled by Uranus - god of lightning, electricity and bikers. 

PISCES 
Pisces is a fish. Well actually, two fishes swimming in opposite directions - always lost. Pisces live in fear because they know that dangerous fish-eaters lurk everywhere.... Just look at how they dart around, confused and disoriented, Pisces can't stay on track for two seconds, and if you throw out some tasty bait - bang, the Pisces is there in a second, ready to snag your hook. Easy pickins those Pisces (kinda like sheep). Pisces is ruled by Neptune - god of peace, love and spaciness. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

What's Your "Southern" Astrological Sign?


OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) 
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. 

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) 
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. 

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) 
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it. 

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) 

You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe not. 

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) 
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over. 

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) 
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads. 

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) 
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. 

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) 
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies. 

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) 
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. 

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) 
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. 

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) 
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies. 

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) 
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.